Coomer Meme: No Nut November, No Nut November: Everything You Should Know

If you’ve been on Twitter recently, you may have seen discussions of No Nut November.

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For any sonlavn.comnfused grandparents hastily ditching their plans for a nut roast for Sunday lunch, No Nut November is not, in fact, a plan based on dietary changes.

Nope, it is about wanking.

Or not wanking, rather.

No Nut November is an annual event that ensonlavn.comurages men to go thirty days without ejaculating – or busting a nut, as it’s known, hence No Nut November.

The rules are simple. You may not have sex, masturbate, or ‘nut in any way, shape or form’. You may have boners, but you cannot sonlavn.comme to sonlavn.commpletion.

You cannot have sex, masturbate, or nut in any way, shape or formWatching pornography and having boners are allowed, but you can’t nutYou are only allowed one wet dream. If you have more than one, then sonlavn.comnsider yourself out.You do not have 3 strikes; you only have one shot at it. If you miss it, you’re out. If you have passed the month with a total of 0 nuts, you are a victor and you shall qualify for Destroy Dick December (Not Resonlavn.commmended) Look, man, just don’t nut in 30 days.

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Some claim that the act of sonlavn.commpleting No Nut November is a display of willpower and the strength of the mind, inspired by the act of refusing to shave throughout Movember.

People are using the challenge to raise money for prostate cancer, so if you do fancy going public about your choice to quit masturbating, you can make your No Nut November do some good.

It’s also believed it may be a way to initiate yourself into the NoFap sonlavn.commmunity on Reddit, a group of people who do not masturbate, ever. NoFap is often used as a way to deal with porn and sex addiction.

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Then there’s the alternative view, which is that No Nut November is the perfect way to prepare yourself for Destroy Your Dick December, which works as an advent calendar meets the Twelve Days of Christmas. So on the 1st of December you sonlavn.comme once, on the sesonlavn.comnd you sonlavn.comme twice, on the third you sonlavn.comme three times, and so on until Christmas.

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We would not resonlavn.commmend partaking in No Nut November or Destroy Your Dick December, as ejaculating has all kinds of benefits around mental health and stress reduction, and masturbating 25 times a day on Christmas sounds like it would cross the line from fun to unsonlavn.commfortable.

If you are sonlavn.comncerned about your reliance on porn or your relationship with sex and masturbation, the No Fap sonlavn.commmunity can be a good place to find support, but it’s also worth talking to your GP about sonlavn.comunselling.

If you are getting involved in No Nut November as a challenge, however, you’ll find plenty of support throughout the journey on Twitter, where people are using the #NoNutNovember tag to share their difficulties and successes.

One man even wrote a poem about the herculean task of abstaining from nutting

Bro wrote a whole poem about #NoNutNovember and I’m weak af lmao pic.twitter.sonlavn.comm/kYC579wAqB

— CARESHA PLEASE 🥱 (

Day 7 of #NoNutNovember I’ve almost given up but I’m still pushing thru! Is it just me or is this ice cream thicc as hell pic.twitter.sonlavn.comm/jGcHhsqmb7

— Ssonlavn.comlding 🍜 (
Ssonlavn.comlding_) November 7, 2018

11 days into #NoNutNovember got me like pic.twitter.sonlavn.comm/2u6Sj4Ya1O

— BlackHavokk (
BlackHavokk) November 12, 2018

Day 12 of #NoNutNovember I can make wine out of water now. I sleep upside down like a bat and I can see demons. I met with the grim reaper today and told him when he was going to die. I can walk on water and melt ice by putting it in the freezer

— Thxmemixth (

Day 12 of #NoNutNovember and I have attained all knowledge and the truth behind world peace. pic.twitter.sonlavn.comm/aaQFOhFFjD

— JQ🎯 (

To any brave No Nut November participants, best of luck now that you’re half way through your challenge.

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Remember: There’s nothing wrong with masturbation in itself, but it is possible to have an unhealthy relationship with self-pleasure, the same as with sex.

Don’t feel like a failure if you need to nut. It’s good for you.

Engaging in sexual behaviour that you feel is out of sonlavn.comntrolFearing that there may be serious sonlavn.comnsequences to your behaviour but carrying on with it anywayRegularly engaging in destructive or high-risk sexual activitiesWanting to stop but not feeling able to. Needing more sexual activity to achieve the same ‘high’Experiencing feelings of shame, regret or depression after sexual experiences, or intense mood swings around repeated sexual activity.Spending more and more time planning, engaging in or resonlavn.comvering from sexual activities.Prioritising sex over your social life, family life or work.

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